Stupid computer is spoilt, so hard to get to blog nowadays. Now i have to use this stupid slow laptop to go online and i can't hear any songs, see all my videoclips or play nba live... Bloody com...

Anyway, yesterday was our match against St Gabs, we won 50something-30something. Not so bad but i did one very stupid thing... Usually on defence i am on the left and offence im on the right, but somehow, i ended up going to the left during offence. So i got this rebound, then i was totally open. No Way!!! Where got such thing as open underbasket right? So i passed it out. Boy was i stupid... hahaha... Next time i better concentrate more...

The day before that, the girls had a match against cedar. Sigh~ what a disapointment. It was the first time i thought that we would actually WIN and they blew it! 6pt lead going into final 2mins for a girls team is really good right? All they have to do is to drag the time abit then sure will win. However, they all became very very nervous and started doing stupid things like committing turnovers and unnecessary fouls. Just by freethrows, they managed to tie the game. Then Trina went and did a layup right down the middle of the lane. NO ONE HELPED OUT!!! That was the point where they lost, after that they just gave up another layup and it was all over... Sigh. The coach was really funny too, like subbing a hot player out. I mean, she throws a no look pass and u sub her out? Wheres the logic in that? shes hot for goodness sake... Well, maybe he had his own reasons... but i still think it was kinda lame...

Today, the girls played against SMS. What a funny name... It was actually St-magret sec. At least they won this one. Carena played very well again this game. Anyway, SMS was very lousy, i think they only made one layup the entire game. All the rest were just shooting... and the zhss girls also played less nervously this game too, not bad...

Sigh, blogging on this com sucks, bye bye

Whey Hey!
Today was our first match which was against First Toa Payoh Sec. The coach asked us to score at least 50 points, which we managed to achieve. The final score was 65-16! Not bad huh? But i think it can only get tougher from now on. I played ok today, but made a very very stupid error, and travelled. Damnit. All my points came from shooting free throws, which goes to show that the 'jump in and draw foul' method actually works.

We learnt something new today, carpe diem, which means seize the day. It is not pronounced as kopi tiam, or carp them but carpay deeyam. I think its pretty cool a phrase, as we won't be young forever. Try studying hard and working your butt off now, then you will be trying to play basketball at, like, 60? No way man, at 60 i plan to be a bald grumpy old man who lives off his pension, spending his days playing mahjong and remiscing about playing basketball when he was young. And by 65, i plan to be dead.

Oh boy! the new year is finally upon us. Is there anything better than eating bah kua and pineapple tarts while drinking coke and talking cock with relatives? I think not. Anyway, i got around 250 in ang pao money this year, thought i lost it at first, but then my mom told me that she found it lying around so kept it for me. WHEW! what a relief

My computer is also down, so i will probably be blogging less frequently now coz i have to borrow my brother's com.

Oh no! i am getting fat and lazy liaoz. I better exercise again so that can play bball on monday.

On the first day of new year, all my cousins and i went to suntec to watch the last samurai. It was a really really nice show. It has been such a long time since i last was so immersed in the show i did not move any bodypart of mine except the eyelids throughout the entire show.

Another amazing thing happened too! The koc server went down during 2nd day of new year. This meant the no one could attack me while my computer was spoiled!!! when i finally logged on today, i had LOADS of money left!! whooohoo. Song boh? even better, everyone else had like 800k in their account and because of the long time which i had not logged on, i had 150 attack turns! AHHH 150 turns with enemies with 800k!!! Pure bliss. Well, im off to get more money! tata

Whoa! this has got to be the longest interval between blogs. Well, i have been quite busy..

Anyway, the basketball school team is FINALLY out! And guess what!!? I'm in! Whoohoo

My jersey number is 13, which happens to be the only two-digit prime number out of all possible jersey numbers. It is balck and white, and the other one, white and black. Haha

Joshua just bought a new shoe. Its called madness. We think it should be called humness(no offence) or 'batman' instead as the ventilators on the sides look like the batmobile.

Speaking of new shoes, Richard has bought one too, it is a dada shoe called 'fourth quarter' I personally have no idea why people like to buy dada shoes as they spoil easily, just like their creator, chris webber, who is so li hai but has been injured for like two years.

kelvin and hon chan has also bought shoes too. Red and white, i think they are quite cheap(less than 100). Being nike shoes, i am sure they will not last long either. Nike shoes are famous for dropping their soles when under pressure, as anyone that have been to the OBS OLP course should know. I spoilt TWO nike shoes just like that.

An amazing thing that has happened today was that i was not attacked in KoC!! i finally have 100 dragonskins. hahaha

I do not think there is much else to write so i shall stope writing. waha

Theres this girl... erm, lets just call her celest. She likes this guy... erm, lets just call him alven. Or rather, maybe its the guy we call alven who likes her. Anyway, now the guy does not like the girl! Oh no! So bad right? Ya... well, if you're hoping for more, too bad for you. This is the end of the story... lame sia.

Hmmm... Not too long ago, i scoulded someone for something the person did not do not knowing that that person was unable to do so. I'm really really sorry about it and i swear that i will check too see what is wrong first. Anyway, to make up for it,

Here's the very sorry songg
wont you help and sing alongg
i blew it!
im sorry
i knew it!
so sorry
i won't do it anymore ima scurvy scalawaagg!!

Hope that thy's anger is appeased.

Went to queensway today. The bus ride took like an hour! Had a numb butt when i got off. Walked around in circles and everybody except me bought shoes. then too another 4 buses to get home. Now i gotta go eat dinner. Bye

Ahhhhhhh
my jiao lian damn tok kong man! One month ago, he said that the schoolteam will be revealed some time during the december hols. It is now january 15, at least one and a half month since he told us that and he just told us, once again, that the revalation will be delayed to next TUESDAY! WTH man!!!sigh! Guess we'll never know...

This is so stupid and lame and stupid and lame and stupid... and lame.

WooHoo! the festive season is near, Chinese new year is here! I can't wait for it to start! Today, i spent half the time during lessons singing stupid new year songs. I realize that i actually do not know many songs. So, i am going to go download new year songs!

Tomorrow is thursday, which means that there is training, which means that the school team will at last be revealed! Horray! I sure hope i get in, but if not, at least i dont have to tire myself out anymore. Hahaha

Today is Shiyun's Birthday. Happy Birthday! heres a birthday song for you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to shi-tun
Happy birthday to you
zhu ni shen ri quai le
zhu ni shen ri quai le
zhu ni shen ri quai le-er
zhu ni shen ri quai le!
yay
We celebrated her birthday with a birthday cake that for once, ended up in our stomaches as opposed to the usual way of eating birthday cakes: with our faces and hair and clothes.
haha.. thats all for today.

Wow! today's training was quite lame. All we did was physical, 3 on 1. thats all! Didn't even get to play match. So stupid... Anyway, the tournament is finally starting next week! Monday is the first match i think, but the BLOODY school team list is STILL NOT OUT!!! It HAS to be thursday now, if not, theres no other day for it. I sure hope im in...haha

Today is a very important day... Finally, after three years, i, yeo lik khian, at last, after so long, can don't wear tie!!! Not that i wear tie usually but finally i won't get caught for not wearing tie! Stupid monitor boars, stupid prefectorial board... Kiss my ass...

Oh no!! i've heard something that may mean that i have been seeing some things wrong. However, i still stand firm by my descisions. But i stil am going to find out the truth! However, i may like to apologize to whom it may concern if my misgivings have been misplaced. Hopefully no one understands what i type... Oh man, i feel so bad even before i find out what happened... Sheesh

I was very tired yesterday, so im writing about yesterday today which was yesterday's tomorrow.

We were supposed to have training in the morning, but i was kinda later and discovered that there was no training anyway! So we went to eat roti prata before going home. I read books, fell asleep and played with the computer till the evening.

In the evening we went to swensons to eat with ms chew. It was damn fun man! We go and do alot of funny things like singing happy birthday with other people and playing with the earthquake smoke. After that, we went to this funny shop selling funny things, like stupid badges. 'Sex is not the answer. Sex is the activity, yes is the answer' I bought a descision cube, hope it will come in handy when i have things to decide. Hmmm, nothing much more happened that night.

Oh yea! on my way home i witnessed a car accident! I had crossed jalan kayu when a moto bike when past me. At first i didn't bother about it but then i heard a loud EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee BANG!

So i turned around and saw the bike hitting a car! the car's bumber came off and the motocycle was on the floor and the helmet fly until dunno where. Then the driver came out and went to help the motocyclist and some people came to help out then i went home. I was quite tired so i went to sleep.

Whew! what a tireing but fun day. I did not have any lessons today as i was helping out for the sec1 orientation. First we made pompoms, which was really cool, then we hung around and helped out a little before going to carry chairs to all the stations. then we filled around four pails of waterbombs for our station, which was to walk up a flight of stairs without stepping on any bombs. I think that whis is kinda stupid, maybe we should make them step on all the bombs instead! this would certainly be more fun. We also had a very hectic one hour delivering cards to all the stations. What fun! then i played a little basketball, got a free packet of fried rice and chicken and went home.

Im really pooped. And theres training tomorrow! I had better sleep early today. Maybe after playing NBA live 2004! The game's really fun and cool and intresting and amazing and wonderful and exciting and entertaining and amazing.

I have also downloaded my friends stupid theme song, which goes: My milkshake brings all the boys in the yard, and damn right, its bigger than yours, damn right, its bigger than yours, ill teach you, but i'lld have to charge.

Jialing was the one who organised the event, which i dont know the name of. Basically it consisted of going to stations to complete tasks. it was the one in which i helped out. Privately, im amazed that she and the committee could come out with all this because it seems like really great work! The ideas were all so wonderful and novel. Anyway, jialing is always very friendly, except when she scoulds the sec1s! She is a good friend of Shiyun

Shiyun is very funny! The funniest thing is her laughing. That is very very very funny. And contagous. She also has lots of lame things to say so she is very fun to talk too also. She plays basketball, and is left handed, which means that she plays basketball with her left hand(duh). Anyway, i think she is around 150cm tall, which was around the height meiling was at when i first knew her.

Meiling was in my higherchinese class in sec 1. She was always either a: laughing hysterically with yuhui, or b: Sleeping. Hence, circular small red always seems to be scoulding her. However, small red can never ever remember her name and so calls her yang meiling, which happens to be my surname. I think that quite a number of guys used to like her but she has since settled down with a level 30++ magician. She is very understanding and has the power to read people's mind, which i personally find really cool. Her good friend is called Eileen.

Eileen was in meiling's sec 2 class which was 2e4. I am not sure how i got to know her except that i used to sit at her desk during higher chinese lessons and write things on her stuff. If i am not wrong, eileen has 2 and-a-half boyfriends. She is born in feburary but is a pices.

Oh yah! Both eileen and meiling are crazy over horoscopes! they spend their free time trying to guess people's horoscope and for the most part, are fairly accurate. However, the most stupid thing i have read in a horoscope book of theirs was this: if you are in a relationship, it will either last, or fall apart. As opposed to???

Eileen also likes basketball. However, she does not know how to play basketball. Instead, she plays volley ball, which is something like basketball except different... Im not sure if she is good at it, but she is certainly better than me. This is because volleyballs love to hit people in the face. Especially me.

Hmmmm... Has there been anything which i have missed out? I hope not. The four abovementioned ladies call themselves J.E.M.S. They used to call themselves S.H.E but it was kind of weird, what with having four people and all. Many girls like to form groups made out of names like L.A.S.T(pronounced les(bian)), JEMS, SHE and N'SYNC. ok, maybe not N'SYNC, their a band after all.

Im really dieing to play NBA now, so i shall

Wah Lao... I am quite annonyed today, for two reasons. Firstly, i shall not say the first reason only that it involves buses. The second thing is that someone saboed away 20 excaliburs from one of my accounts. It all started like this: I was about to upgrade then he attack me, and got 2 million. i attack him back, but it was too late. so i used my other account to sabo him until he had nothing left. Then he today sabo me...What an idiot! I shall make sure that that account of his will never ever ever rise past 50k... Sigh... What a waste of attack turns. Now i only have around 800 left. But revenge is revenge. He will die...

Today's training was really tireing but quite fun. Its been a long time since we last had a proper training with running and all the other stuff. We shot free throws today, HooRay! I was the first to finish shooting... anyway, i have loads of homework and sabotaging to do, so i doubt i can write about four girls. I will try my best.

Instead of talking nonsense about people, today i shall talk nonsense about animals! Here goes.

Once upon a time, there was a grasshopper and an ant. The grasshopper spends his days in a carefree manner, jumping from grass to grass while the ant is very hardworking and constantly looking for food.

One day, the grasshopper asks the ant 'Why are you so hardworking all the time? Cant you just sit back, relax, and enjoy youself?'

To this the ant replys, 'I can't, i have to be ready for the winter season when there is no food to be found. I think you should start storing food too!'

'Nah! I'll much rather play. If you want to go and store food, so be it. Bye, im off to play!' answers the grasshopper.

The ant is a hardworking insect and continues dillengently looking for food though it has been many months and the winter hasn't arrived yet, while the lazy grass hopper just hops and plays all day. One day, the two insects happen to meet again.

'Hey ant! Why do you store so much food? Wheres last time you store the food!?'

'I got keep but all overdue liao. So cannot eat anymore. All because winter is not here yet. Now i have to go and look for new food.' Sighed the ant.

'I hope you don't mind me being kaypoh ah, ant, but i ask you ah, singapore where got winter one?'

THE END

moral of the story: Don't act smart...

hmmm. im very bored now so i am spending my time downloading songs and typing in my blog... And thinking of lame jokes... Speaking of lame jokes, guess what is joshua's favourite song? Its lang hua yi duo duo... Want to know why? Because the song goes like this:HUM lalala/HUM lalala/HUM la la la la la...funny? i guess not.

Speaking of joshua, i will speak of richard. he is the first one i told the joke to. Being the kind soul that he is, he politely laughed at my joke and suggested that i tell it to other people.

Speaking of richard, i will speak of andy. He is currently being crazy ofer pristontales, whis is this long tiering game similar to diablo, except that it is longer and more tireing. His previous craze was over Shattered galaxy which is more of a short tireing game. He has never been able to play gunbound as his computer seems to only be able to play long and short tireing games.

Speaking of andy, i think i will speak about sherwyn. He is still playing shattered galaxy i think, but he plays gunbound and pristontale and KoC too. His house is known as 'sherwyn's house', 'meeting place', and 'gambling den'. This is because we always go to his house to play mahjong. Everybody seems to really enjoy playing mahjong except me. This is because i keep loosing money when i play mahjong. Actually Joshum also tends to lose money but he plays to recover his debts. Currently, i think he is around 200 in debts. It will take roughly 10 si san yao zi muo if there is a 6 tai limit and while playing 10cents 20cents for him to recover his debts. however if he zha hu on these 10 occasions, he will be 400 bucks in debt.

Speaking of joshua, i will speak of douglas, because he always plays mahjong also. However, he actually wins, which is wonderful. Come to think of it, richard wins too, but he also looses as much as he wins, so its the same. Anyway douglas is a swimmer with winkled hands. Wait a minute, he plays basketball too but he still has wrinkled hands. So he is a wrinkly handed swimming mahjong baller. Im not sure how he got those wrinkly hands, but, boy are they wrinkly...

Speaking of mahjong ballers, i will speak of hon chan and alven. They can be spoken of in one breath as they have many similarities. Firstly, they are dark, which comes from bball. Secondly, they play pointguards. In fact, they are the two best point guards(besides junwei, whos a legend) in school. however, in case you meet them, it is very easy to seperate them. Honchan has a mole on his chin, alven does not. Simple as that. Maybe his mole comes from playing tongzi too much. Alven has alot of scars. On his leg. Most of his scars are quite long, which means that he play too much suo zi...

Speaking of alven and honchan, i shall speak of elroy. Actually i should say elroys. Yes, you heard me, pural. Elroy is a siamese fiveplet, joined at the tead, arms, legs and body. So he only looks like one person, but is actually five. People call him long mao, which might refer to his hair, which is indeed very long. however, long mao actually means chinchilla. why he is called that is one of the greater mysteries of the world.

I think that i shall not speak anymore of anyone at the moment, incase i insult the whole school population. If i have left you out please message me or tag me... thank you and tata..

today was the first day of school in the second day of the first month of the fourth year of the new milennium. This means that it was the 2nd of jan 2004...i brought a huge amount of books to school. Nothing much interesting happened today, i am still the bloody monitor, all thanks to Mrs Tobias. THP's dad died, so she didnt go to school today, we were wondering if she was the one that caused his death... I really hate normal school days coz nothing happens at all!In the evening we went to play basketball and thats about all that happened today... I hate school.

Well, Happy new year to all. Yesterday was the first time i spent so much money on transport... i woke early, then went to mee tfriend for lunch(45cents)(early huh...just wake up go eat lunch...) Then we went to heartland mall(50cents) to meet our friend who was not there. he was actually at hougang mall. so we took the mrt(50cents) over and went for a haircut at my friend's auntie's shop. We watched SUPER DUPER SUMOS while we had out hair cut.Then we went to a basketball court nearby to play basketball. After many many balls, we decided to go home. It was actually around five at the time. Instead of going to sengkang and taking 86, which was the short and simple route, we ended up taking to train to Dhoby Gaut and then to Yio Chu Kang. At Dhoby gaut, we actually got out(50 cents) to buy crepes as it was the last day for the cupon. Then went to Yio Chu Kang(50 cents). On the way down, we saw a really really pretty lady at around six o'clock. the time then was also around six o'clock... Then i took 70 home(45 cents)

At home, i used the computer for a little while before asking my mother if i could go for the countdown. I left at 8.20, to meet my friend at YCK station(45 cents) then we took the train to dhoby gaut to guess what? get more creepes(50 cents). so we walked out of PS and walked around for a little while, before goint BACK to the mrt to go to marina bay(50 cents). Guess what? we were not supposed to go to marina bay but to city hall!(50cents) by now, it was around ten thirty. We walked and walked to the esplanade, then to the merlion park to the fullerton restaurant. Where we met more friends. the countdown was really fun, especially the fireworks! which went on for ten minutes. My friend spent his time throwing sparkles into the boats below, scaring the passengers.

We hung around at the bridge till after the countdown and spent the NEXT TWO BLOODY HOURS TRYING TO TAKED A FUKING CAB. at the end of it all, seven, people had to squeeze into a NISSAN SUNNY!!!! it felt like those cartoon show where twenty clowns would get into a tiny car and somehow all fit in. It was really really squeezy in there. As can be seen, i have spent $4.85 on 10 buses and mrts(if the prices are correct). I think i have taken just about every type of bus and mrt in existance...

HOLY cow. I am never going to go to a countdown where i have to take a taxi home ever again.