Yuck! My node id duck! I can't breed dhrough id. Alpe me! My hands are working perfectly well though. My nose is stuck so bad, that I had to breathe through my mouth in order to continue respiring aerobically and all the water in my guts evaporated and made me terrifically thirsty the whole day. I ended up drinking about five bottles of water and going to the toilet about as many times.
I sometimes wonder how my nose is capable of producing so much mucus. i tell you, it seems to just magically materialize in my nose everytime I get rid of some. Its disgusting. I think my body is secretly planning to kill me so its tried to suffocate me by blocking my nose. Too bad it did not figure that I could use my mouth to breathe. So I guess I'm going to get a sore throat soon. In fact, I think I already have! Two of my vital holes have been plugged up already! (actually three, since I have two nostrils) What's next? constipation? Will I go deaf too?
It sucks to be sick and trying to study in the library while respiring anaerobically. Everytime I try to breathe, theres this very loud, obnoxious and wet-sounding snort. I'm telling you, theres enought mucus to fill a swimming pool!
Finally finished biology! and starting on chemistry! I now have a glimmer of hope of getting promoted. Hooray!
Looking at my last few entries, I realised that I have indeed, under the mutagenic conditions of VJ, turned into one of the worst creatures on earth! This slimy being spends its time in libraries, hanging around till closing time. It can also be found in classrooms and deep in discussion with others of the same ilk. Yes! That's right, the awful dreaded mugger-toad! To counter the evolutionary misadventure, I shall not post anything about studying today! Whee! And also because I know that deep deep down I abhor studying and am getting so sick of it!
Somebody's birthday is coming. Hmmm, what should I do this year? I'll try my best to make it good! Even if...
The exams are approaching like an express train. Stress and anxiety streaming out of its turrets like billowing smoke. We're lashed to the tracks. Nothing to do but to languish in our fate and face it with a open mind. It is inevitable. Will we get promoted, just like the man who gets hit by the train gets 'promoted' to heaven? Or will we be squished on the track, a casualty of the education behemoth? Ok, I'm not making sense here.
Some interesting jokes I found: There are only 10 types of people. Those who know binary and those who don't. Get it?
Heres another: The only time microsoft will make something that doesn't suck is when it starts making vacume cleaners.
Wahaha! Nerd jokes!
Nich!
