Thursday, December 28, 2006

Curse of the golden flower does not have a happy ending. Do not watch it if you don't want to see jay chou committing suicide. The bad guy is the only one who survives at the end of the show. Oh, and the woman he was trying to kill too. Ironic huh? The king of mandarin R&B leads 10,000 troops to storm his palace in a revolution and gets owned by moving walls and arrows. Only he survived and actually killed anybody. Only the chrysenthem flowers they trample on are damaged and the cleaners work real fast. They were probably complaining about to to each other the whole time. 'Wa piang, the general Jay damn loser sia, wanna come and revolt also never succeed in doing anything, only break all those flowerpots and chop down one flag.' But the biggest loser by far was the third son who tried to take over the throne with 10 soldiers. Of course they got owned by the king's stygians and he himself got whipped to death with the king's golden WWE championship belt. Of course, there are also gong li's heaving boobs...

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