I have received news that soldiers or ex-soldiers will be prosecuted if they reveal too much about the army's military might to 'terrorist lurking in cyberspace'. I don't even know if I will get into trouble by talking about this. Way to go freedom.

Well, I have got a whole new spanking idea! Instead of trying to clamp down on info leaks or whatever, why not go the other way and saturate the net with so much information that no one can tell for sure what's real and what's not. This will allow everyone their freedom of speech, albeit burying it among mounds of bull.

Come on, make up your own bull. Tell them about the space shuttle we have that shoots death rays from its nose. Not only that, it has cool neon lights on its undercarriage. Always a popular one with the chicks. All that power and good looks and it runs on like, two lemons and a guava.

If you can't confuse them with cleverness, baffle them with bull.