I know whats wrong, and its a stand-up comedy.

I am not indecisive, I just see both sides of everything all too readily.

I am not uncertain, I can see the good and bad of both and am terrified either way.

I am not skeptical, I am cynical, the difference being that I see the worst side of human nature in every situation. Even against myself.

I am not likkhian, I'm his invisible friend!