One day, in the burning deserts of Jerusalem, Jesus was talking to a pretty young teenaged Jerusalem girl. This pretty young teenaged Jerusalem girl was not just any pretty young teenaged Jerusalem girl for she was the king of Jerusalem's daughter. Now the king saw his pretty young teenaged daughter talking to Jesus and also saw that she was crying and so after their conversation was over, he walked to her and asked her

'What was he doing?'

To which she replied

'He touched me'

And that, my friends, was how Jesus was cruxified