As everyone doesn't know, today, the 14th of August, is international irony day. It is a day where the forces of the universe collude to produce a great display of irony in everybody's life. And not one bit was lost on me.

2: In a time warp, the decision matrix is skewed too.
3: I got up real early so that I could go to sleep.
4: I went up the staircase from the 5th floor to get to the 4th.
5: I talked to more people who were not from singapore than were from singapore.
6: News hits me not smack in the face.
7: I attended a 4 hour long dinner to socialise, but ended up ignoring everyone to toy with my handphone
8: They spent 4 hours talking about school.
9: I left early, to reach home late.
1, 10: When i got home, this jingle was playing on my ipod.

This was never the way I planned, not my intention

I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion

It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on

I'm curious for you caught my attention

I kissed a girl and I liked it

The taste of her cherry chapstick

I kissed a girl just to try it

I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

Don't mean I'm in love tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it

I liked it

No, I don't even know your name, it doesn't matter

You're my experimental game, just human nature

It's not what good girls do, not how they should behave

My head gets so confused, hard to obey

I kissed a girl and I liked it

The taste of her cherry chapstick

I kissed a girl just to try it

I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

Don't mean I'm in love tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it

I liked it

Us girls we are so magical

Soft skin, red lips, so kissable

Hard to resist, so touchable

Too good to deny it

It ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a girl and I liked it

The taste of her cherry chapstick

I kissed a girl just to try it

I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

Don't mean I'm in love tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it

I liked it

So yeah, a grand and fitting end to international irony day.

I'm doing my best to sleep early to get up early so that I can volunteer 11 hours at a veterinary centre for 8 weeks to obtain a good recommendation to secure a better chance of getting into Murdoch University in Perth. Vis a vis my chances of getting a scholarship.

Don't worry, I caught that last bit of irony too.